Why I got divorced (Strong Language)

Best PMS Question Ever

Q:

How many women with PMS does it take to change a light
bulb?

Woman'sAnswer:

One!
ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? because no one else in this peanut butter'n house knows HOW to change a peanut butter'n light bulb! They don't even know that the peanut butter'n bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE peanut butter'n DAYS before they figured it out.
And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the god damned light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS!
But if they did, by some miracle of God,
actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the peanut butter'n chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would
STILL BE IN THE SAME peanut butter'n SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO peanut butterER EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES
OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED
FROM THE peanut butter'N PILES OF GARBAGE THAT
ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE peanut butter'N HOUSE!!
IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE!
AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES
THE peanut butter'N TOILET PAPER ROLL !!

I'm sorry.
What was the question?