MNF
Oh my goodness! Linda and Mark are such jerks. I'm am never speaking to them again. I hope she doesn't punch me and get me arrested for rape. 
Nothin' but love.
facebook comment in there didn't you??? You sure do know how to pack a punch, hit below the belt and downright throw someone into a tailspin of depression!!! good job buddy!
! I'm going to need your help to properly insult you. Please pick the most insulting from the following list.
1. I thought we got rid of the jack-booted-thugs when GWB left office. Why don't you censor every post and then run it through some FBI/CIA/NSA computer? You facist pig!!
2. Oh no! Big brother is going to infringe on my rights. Why don't you just take all of my money and redistribute it to people who agree with you and your forced socialist agenda? Facist pig!!
3. Hold on! I don't have time to reply, I'm updating my Facebook status.
(Yes!! Political discussions!)
just had to. It's an inside joke. 
that made me crack up laughing and go into a full blown coughing fit!!!!! Thanks, now I will need an ambulance!
I'm glad to see the smileys.
Or I will ban you too.
Looks like someone is having problems.