Inane Answers to Feckless Questions
Rule #1: You ask and I answer.
Rule #2: No asking the source of my limitless knowledge.
Warning: Answers may cause hurling. It is the sole responsibility of the user to clean up all messes.
Besides there are some that wish they could be working this summer.
can't we as adults have the summer off like we did as kids??
Knowledge is only half the battle. You can't just make it anywhere....of course since it is your head that will be exploding....I guess it won't do you much good.
TO MAKE MIXIE DUST 
Don't tell people how they make Mixie Dust!
it doesn't happen on the yellow brick road, I'd hate to see someone step in it and ruin their shoes.
It will be.
All I can say are two things: first, it won't be today, and other than that I can just say yes...yes it is.
CRAP! Thanks for the "heads" up
All I can say are two things: first, it won't be today, and other than that I can just say yes...yes it is.
Is about to explode! Thanks Clint
That was the question I was answering.
It is in the contract you signed. It states quite clearly, "mentis incendium gloria cultum," et cetera, et cetera..."Memo bis punitor delicatum!"
See sub-section zeta my alpha point cee tee bee and san-section five.
and I am supposed to know where the heck that is?..no wait...I am not supposed to know that, only YOU are..
See sub-section zeta my alpha point cee tee bee and san-section five.
Actually I didn't say anything. I didn't in fact even make the rules. They were handed down to me by the great Queen of Snozville.
Again, this isn't at all what I said. Asking and/or finding out the source of my limitless knowledge will not cause hurling. The answers to some of the questions that are asked may cause hurling. So be forewarned!
Yes you heard me right. Reliable and certifiable.
Not only can they play chess but they have an entire community of chess dogs. Just like the poker dogs. Only these chess playing dogs don't play with little wood/plastic/glass pieces but they have a city of buildings. For their kings they use lifesize replicas of the Sears Tower. For their queens they use lifesize replicas of The Empire State Building. And their pawns are lifesize replicas of your house Keoni. You should see their chess boards...they are an awesome sight to behold.
But the best way to answer your question is with a question. Are rastafarians really from rast afar?
Where is that?
In fact, he seems to be intentionally hiding his source, telling us not to ask.
Otherwise, it may cause hurling. 
smells like General Tso's dog...er, Chicken
Are you sure your source of limitless knowledge is always reliable? 
I didn't know dogs had pawns! Heck, I didn't even figure they could play chess!
Are Pekineses really from Pekin?
Only if there was recently a twister that was ripped from its foundation...possibly her dog road that restaurant to Oz. But I think dogs prefer to travel by dog-house rather than Chinese restaurant.
Your dog figured that if you were too lazy to follow the yellow brick road to gain some mixie dust he was going to take matters in to his own pawns.
The problem Bill is that you are not supposed to use the mirror to bash yourself in the face. The shards of glass are not doing wonders for your complexion.
Actually what you really say is, "Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the scariest of them all?"
No.
Check the Chinese restaurants in your area... 
Has my little dog gone??? 
Does it look like I use a mirror?
something I say every time I look in the mirror each morning.
Of course it was good. It means you are one of the chosen few. Your destiny is great!
May you never get two fortune cookies that say, "You will soon meet a mysterious man." & "Something completely unexpected awaits you around the next corner."
ooooohhhh my eyes
Of course it was good. It means you are one of the chosen few. Your destiny is great!
May you never get two fortune cookies that say, "You will soon meet a mysterious man." & "Something completely unexpected awaits you around the next corner."
not sure if that's good or bad
Only those of us destined to see it do.
I can't see it? Sorry I posted in the wrong location..I am human, and I am flawed
i think this should have been posted in Inane Answers to Feckless Questions
If a picture is worth a thousand words....and a video is aprox. 24 frames a second....then this video I am about to show you is worth aprox 2,352,000 words.
Anyway, back to our regular scheduled bat program. If you have what they got then you can be scared half to death over and over again.
One more question though....
Where have all the honey bees gone?
Well this has been a most entertaining day! Thank you for this.
One more question though....
Where have all the honey bees gone?
Nope, that is the yellow striped road. For years people have confused the two....and this isn't the first tragic end to someone attempting to gain Mixie Dust but travelling the wrong road.
You have to travel to the end of the yellow brick road...no not at Emerald City,
I think I found it.
you make the trek with George Lopez while he is wearing a camel hair jacket and you are carrying the lollipop gang on your shoulders. Which of course means you have to have remembered to pick them up from the beginning of the yellow brick road.
Can I get some of the Magic Mixie Dust with a side of Super Coffee? 
You have to travel to the end of the yellow brick road...no not at Emerald City, that is the mistake Dorothy made and we know that didn't end up really great for her. Sure she got to go home....but she didn't get her Mixie Dust. So after you pass the emerald city the yellow brick road continues around an infinite bend. I know what you are thinking...if it is an infinite bend then how can one travel to the end of it? Well to answer that question; You would have to be wearing the magical smock of Betty Okonak Templeton-Jones and the ruby red slippers. Then you can tap dance to Safety Dance and it will take you promptly around the infinite bend.
Oh, and don't forget to take along Sam Wise because you are going to have to defeat Gullom.
I gotta get me some of that
You are brilliant!
:-P
It is a little like pixie dust....but it can't make you fly.
WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT?
You are brilliant!
:-P
The Big Bang Theory was started by two rabbits arguing over a piece of cheese. I know rabbits don't normally argue over cheese, but these were special rabbits. One was black and one was white. Anyway, it was a mess to say the least. It was pretty cool to watch too. The cheese didn't fair too well though.
It is sad that you weren't able to get your work done from the 23rd until today.....if I hadn't of answered that question today your boss told me he was going to fire you.
No really they don't....the overload to their brain neurons would be turned in to....never mind...too late...
I don't have the knowledge to be answering these questions.