Dag! Psych!
These words have been creeping back into my vocabulary from the depths of my subconscious since I've stepped back into the Milt stream of consciousness.
What were some of the other silly words that filled every sentence of yours when you were roaming the halls?
we always used to say "salty" or do the chin rub and say "slurp". I got restrictions for telling my housefather at pinegrove he was salty when he lost a fish he was trying to catch at founders hall
In intermediate division (Woodland Cluster Oakleigh) we got dishes for saying DOANS. Doans is an over the counter pain reliever for back pain...as in 'quit riding me...step off...I need Doans'.
we would be punished for saying 'corn' 'poke' 'slurping' 'booooosssh' 'gumiBEARS!
' and a few more I can't remember right now....
Lets not forget the "Choice" word... 
Dont know how long they did that after i left or if they still do that... Someone let me know if they still use the ones we used...
I guess it can count tree.
Dre 86
I have the 3rd Bass Cactus Album, does that count? :)
Tree88
Don - my mom and I still say corny. I remember just a few weeks ago she was trying to be funny and I said "man, there is a big cornfield around here somewhere" and she didn't get it. I had to break it down for her. Then she laughed. She's a dork, but I love her!
Tree88
Hey tree that was funny about your mom, oh does anyone remember the "gas face" if anyone said a stupid joke or something stupid you would make this crazy look on your face.
Dre 86
Andre - THAT IS HILARIOUS!!!! hahaha
Don - my mom and I still say corny. I remember just a few weeks ago she was trying to be funny and I said "man, there is a big cornfield around here somewhere" and she didn't get it. I had to break it down for her. Then she laughed. She's a dork, but I love her!
Tree88
Corn - was the Milt way of saying that a joke was corny!
I know I had that label more than once. I was never a very funny person.
later,
Don C. 89
But....you tried Don that is the really important thing. Always remember that! 
Anyone remember Mr. Gipe from the intermediate division. He was a math teacher, and always telling dumb jokes. One thing he hated if you didn't like his jokes and you replied, "Corn". He would flip out.
Corn - was the Milt way of saying that a joke was corny!
I know I had that label more than once. I was never a very funny person.
later,
Don C. 89
We say that I thought it was the mailman's kid, but the mailman's black too.
Thanks Wayne -- you know I got your back 
I keep telling my wife that I have to keep practicing, but after my last trip to the doctor she is not buying it. 
I think he has my back also.
you are so nice trying to make him feel better
You were just practicing trying to get it right. Practice doesn't make you perfect. Perfect practice make you perfect. Thats what coach Warner use to say. Hopefully that makes you feel better Jerry.
When my wife and I were trying for our second child it took a long time. The doctors told me my little guys weren't quite makin' it out the chute. My wife proceeded to tell her squadronmates, as an off-handed comment, not realizing she just signed her husband's death warrant.
Then came the comments -- "hey Jerry, flew over your house today and saw the FTD truck -- did Kristin like the flowers?" J:"I didn't send any flowers!"
While on the pistol range: "Hey Jerry, are you shootin' blanks here too." J:"No, cause I will need them tonight so I won't get YO MAMA pregnant."
Remember the word LUNCHBOX ?!! hahah
The 'gotcha' thing is what I remember most... and yes, who could forget bunnin :)
-heidi
Us def boys cant take credit for that one but you know we were crazy. But we can take credit for the scientific breast studies 
We were for awhile there going to all the girls with a ruler, paper and pen, the funny thing is once in awhile some girls would let us take measurements
andre 86
I actually remember guys calling each other Nole...it was proabably cause of those Def Boys
At one point you could go to a place in Hersheypark and have custom buttons made. I had one that said "Don't Be Such A Nole". Wore it for weeks before a teacher found out what it meant.
I do the same thing, sometimes i say to my military buddies, say hello to your wife and my kids for me ok. Just being stupid.
Dre 86
I do the same thing, sometimes i say to my military buddies, say hello to your wife and my kids. Just being stupid.
Dre 86
You're right Lisa, they don't. haha
Tree88
some people jsut dont get us younger people it is funny..
I say "Your Mom" to my mom. She just doesn't get it, but it darn sure cracks me up! hahaha I did it once when my grandmother was there and she kind of laughed, but she didn't really get it either. They think I'm nuts! And you know I say it to both of my brothers. haha
This is gonna sound crazy, but I say this to my friends sometimes. "Well, I had your dad last night and he sucked" or "Your dad loves it". Yes, I know I need help!
Tree88
my boyfriend is always telling my kids yo mamma jokes it's funny . he alwys tells them your mom dresses you funny and they respond back bye say she dresses you too he than say i know and i look funny da.....
im not a morning person either i leave for work at 630 and i have to call a thousand times to make sure they are motivated but thank god they walk and have time to spare. id be in trouble if they had to catch a bus.
I changed it i know but it still cracks me up...especially when I say it to my own kids. hahahahah You can see how that is funny right? Murf and I joke a lot with my kids, my daughter Sabrina was laughing yesterday when i say good night to her, i ALWAYS say...and don't miss the bus, make sure you get up...or I 'll kick your butt. Then I say love ya. she knows the drill, I am so not a morning person and her and Alyssa catch a bus at 7 am so I am a real biatch when they miss... I cannot help it and they know it. And for the record, i never heard the word NOLE before in my life, and Thank you Don now I wish I never did. 
Nole. Yep was thrown in my direction. I was downtrodden. It was so a guy thing. BTW, the your mom thing, I still use it. Shame on me. I have a friend that is sick like that and we trade blows. (your mom. i know. but you paid for it. and you didn't.) typical excahnge...shame shame i know my name...
Roger
I think we'll be okay Vicki! haha
You know we're gonna have a blast anyway!
Tree88
Yeah I remmember that one.
Kinda sucked for the guy Noel that came around junior year
Clay the hole in the soap doesn't count. 
later,
Don C. 89
Changes the day lost virginity in man diary
Do we have to make it a point to behave ourselves when you pick me up to go to homecoming? Should we stop and only one of us get out at a time to pee at the rest stop?
Nole was actually two words combine No and Hole, meaning you were a virgin. I think Kyle made that up. Not sure though. But I am sure more used the word and plenty more were fitting of the label than would like to admit.
Clay the hole in the soap doesn't count.
later,
Don C. 89
After all of this I can't believe this one was missed...
Your mom is such a great person....NOT!
And I was called a nole and had no idea what it meant.
Vicki, you and I would soooo get in trouble together! But kick some serious butt! I have a funny, kind of similar story. I was waiting in the line at the grocery store (we called it the ghetto giant because it was in the hood) and I didn't feel good. I was pmsing and that's the best time to leave me the heck alone. Well there was this big, fat, bald black guy (hanging on to some serious nappy dreads in the back of his head) who says to the lady in front of me "I don't like white women though, no crackers for me" and looks directly at me. I'm just minding my business!!! So I look at him and say "no cracker in her right mind would want your fat greasy derriere" The lady in front of me says "no she didn't" and I said "yes I did". And nothing else was said. Lesson here - don't mess me women while they're PMSing! :D
Murph - I can't remember alot of things, so I may have heard it but just don't remember.
Tree88
Jerry,
please don't forget to put a fresh slice of bread in there and close the lid tight.
All this nostalgia . . . now I am JONESIN' for some Chocolate Peanut Butter Cookies. I think I am going to RAID THE PANTRY.
I can't believe you never heard that one Tree. I guess it was a guy thing.
I don't remember that one Clay.
Meredith - I wanted you to know that I remember "bunnin"! That was hilarious!
Tree88
Does anyone remember the term "nole"? It was used in reference to guys who were not skilled with the ladies. Yeah it was used on me A LOT!
Is not suitable for print, but it had to do with a certain teacher with a huge nose, and the bustees Mom.
Yeah, I tend to fight for the little guy. I've done it before even in the grocery store more than once Oh, and because of my big mouth they have made me block captain on my block, go figure.
Vicki, I am sooooo glad I'm your friend (even if I AM on your butt whoop list!) 
Remind me to NEVER get you cross with me! 
Great story!
words. Here they are:
Buzzards - guys called the girls that for some reason (my mom and I still call each other Buzzy)
Hop - "you're a hop!"
Your mom jokes - "I had Mrs. Stevenson last night and she wasn't complaining" That was the ultimate for guys - to learn there housemates moms names and say that kind of thing. It was even better if you knew their first name "Brenda didn't complain".
That's all I can think of now.
Tree88
I love it. All we need to do is change IKEA to the halls of the Milt and it would be just like home.
Let me explain. I was at Ikea. My mom took me and the kids and my 26yo nephew there to buy me a new sideboard for my bday. I'm waiting out front for my mom and there is an altercation happening in front of us. One guy cut off another guy. This guy gets out of his truck and goes to other guy's driver's door. He is banging and using the F word alot! So I yelled at him. "Yo, take it around the corner or something" He says "What?" So I told him, "Take it around the corner. My kids don't need to see or hear this." So he says "B.... mind your own business" So I told him I would show him one and to come make me, it was my business. So then he says something else and calls me a whore. So looked him right in the eye and said.............
YOUR MOMMA!!!
You should have seen the look on his face! It took a few seconds to process. He gets back in his truck and parks it and is coming over to me telling his wife to let him go he was going to "Show this B.... how to mind her own business" I told him to bring it on and took off my coat. He got back in his truck and left
My mom came out after all is said and done and we told her. She asked where he was cause she was gonna go get her van and run him over for talking to her daughter like that. Trust me....I was ready to take him on and roll him up, toss him in the bed of his pick up and tell his wife to take him home. All that, and on my bday too
I think of "your Mom" when I see the show "Yo Momma", on MTV. That show should have been filmed in the 80's staring Jim Pollard, Dan Peters, Irving Flag, Arron "Bubba" Redmond, Pete Small, to name a few. I remember those guys, and plenty more making us laugh for hours at a time.
later,
Don C. 89
I still say "Your soooo NOT funny" and still do the Uh No with a straight face
I was't even IN band. However once on the way home from some sport, might have been track. Jim Pollard and Irving Flag were taking turns on eachother. One of them says, "That's why your mom got hip tossed by a three legged Lobster" sounds dumb now, but everone on the bus was dying of laugter. Even the bus driver!
Do you remember when someone would attemtp to bust on someone else, and it would NOT be funny, and everyone on the bus or where ever you were would just sit there in complete silence. That would get more laughs sometimes than the joke.
How about, when you would say, "You've been USED! or if the joke wasn't funny you'd say, "Uh, No" with a straight face.
YOu can guess I wasn't that funny in school, I know all the dumb come backs.
later,
Don C. 89
. Yeah, right. As if... Roger,
I so remember him doing that one. I think he used it on everybody!!
and dork. I totally cracked up when I heard him say them.
He is so young at heart!
Don - my mom and I still say corny. I remember just a few weeks ago she was trying to be funny and I said "man, there is a big cornfield around here somewhere" and she didn't get it. I had to break it down for her. Then she laughed. She's a dork, but I love her!
Tree88